Got into an elevator while I was staying at the Palms Hotel back in the early 2000’s and Tom Green was already in there with that guy that wears glasses that was on his show on MTV.
I stared at him ‘cause I recognized him and he said hey man what’s up and sticks out his hand.
When I went to shake his hand I couldn’t help it and decided to squeeze the shit out of it ‘cause I never liked him.
When we were done shaking hands he kind of cuffed the hand I shook in his other hand as if in a little bit of pain while giving me a dirty look.
Can’t say Tom is a dick but maybe I am.
