I once snuck Cuba Gooding Jr. out of a movie theater.

I was a projectionist and someone at the box office got on the radio to say that CGJ was at the theater and his driver wanted to know if he could park his SUV behind the building. After his movie started (Star Wars), my manager gets on the radio and asked me to find a poster or banner for him to sign. All we had was Sled Dogs. After I gave the manager the banner, I ran into him in the bathroom. While I was peeing, he walked up to the urinal next to me. I said "My boss is going to be looking for you after the movie. There's an emergency exit in your auditorium that will take you to the area behind the building where your car is parked."