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"do you know who I am?"

The day before the Super Bowl in Dallas (Feb 2011) there was a big party at the House of Blues. My friend was working security, walking around making sure people were ok, etc. Standing and hanging out in middle of the stairway was Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. My friend greets them and politely asked them to get off the stairway because it's a fire hazard here and they (House of Blues) could get fined. Demi apologizes and is about to walk away when Ashton buts in and becomes frustrated. My friend, who is one of the nicest people you could ever meet, asks again and tells him why they couldn't hangout on the stairs. This is where he shows his true colors. He starts out by exclaiming that he has never heard of that rule before. Then says, "do you know who I am?" At which point my friend replies with, "yes I do but I don't watch bad movies." That pushes him over the edge and he becomes irate. "OW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE? IT DOESN'T MATTER, I'M GOING TO GET YOU FIRED!" He continues to threaten my friend and after a few more choice comments, Demi grabs Ashton and takes him upstairs.
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BIG_BLACK_COCK
27 August 16:14pm

I would have given anything to see his face when your friend said that.

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Lynette R.
1 December 22:37pm

He used Demi Moore to get where he is.

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Gabriel Cincinato
15 August 03:07am

lol, he got where he is by investing shitload of money and being a great actor

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Barf Addlestone
23 December 03:55am

yeah, like butterfly effect?

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Meatwad
11 February 21:07pm

'Great actor'?... Lmao

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Ryan H
8 August 18:58pm

I agree and I'm from Iowa where he's from

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Hahna
5 February 05:32am

He gave up acting to fight sex trafficking.

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Angie toca
28 May 02:03am

He was famous and hot before Demi! If anything Demi used him for some young sausage lmao!!! Besides Mila is perfect. She is gorgeous, talented, sweet, exotic looking, and able to make him a daddy which she has

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LuckyDuck
15 December 18:47pm

My boyfriend met Ashton and Mila Kunis, while working at an airport they flew into. No one was around, as it was early morning, and he asked them both to sign a blank paper for me. Ashton signed it, but Mila didn't. My boyfriend said she rolled her eyes, made a 'Ugh' sound and walked away, while Ashton looked at my boyfriend like, 'sorry'. My boyfriend also said that Mila was ugly without make-up

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Cluck Owens
12 February 08:09am

Mila is really ugly without makeup, and she's also a typical Ukrainian gold digger. Kutcher I have heard mixed reviews about.

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Windtalker
13 April 14:31pm

I hate the "do you know who I am?" line more than anything else. "Yes I know who you are, no, I don't give a crap who you are."

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Red Wolf
20 December 15:59pm

I would have said, "The kind of asshole who uses that sentence."

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Les Grossman
12 December 03:44am

Pompous asshat.

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Barf Addlestone
23 December 03:51am

That's fuckin' beautiful!!! "I don't watch bad movies"! I would have kiss your buddy's balls just to see the look on Punk'ds face.

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badbubblebomb
15 May 17:57pm

Me too! Kutcher is a D-list celebrity, with no talent. That's an incredibly egotistical response he had. The security guy was doing his job. Whether one is in good,crappy, or no movies, the rules are the same for all. Since Ashton (who's real name is Chris btw), decided to be a twat about simply moving; then he absolutely deserved the comeback he solicited. Hopefully he's grown up since then. Mila, I understand is also a bit of a dick, why? She has only fans and the entertainment industry to thank for her money and fame. So? what's her fucking problem?

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Michael Laman
3 February 07:21am

He is fading away. I can't recall the last hit he had. 70s Show will be probably be the biggest thing he ever does since it's still in syndication.

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Ksenia Kuzmina
3 March 21:29pm

Because he's working on Thorn - an organisation he created with Demi Moore that works to fight human trafficking

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Rick
2 September 21:48pm

Room full of haters. I mean the comment about not watching bad movies sounds as though your buddy had a little attitude beford he confonted Kutcher. I'm sure the headlines would have read "Hundreds die a fiery death as celebrities block stairwell". Your friend was picking a fight and sounds extremely unprofessional. Now Mila Kunis, the phrase "Shut up, Meg!" sounds totally appropriate. I can't imagine what guys see in her.

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Hahna
5 February 05:31am

I agree that the rude comment wasn't professional and honestly, as an event manager myself, I would've written up the employee for that.But it is a fire hazard to stand idly on stairs in a public venue. Demi clearly understood.

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Jim Mcdonough
30 January 18:56pm

Not defending Ashton...but I thought Just Married was pretty fuckin funny....

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Th3l0n10u5
8 March 18:55pm

You can see why that relationship ended. He must have mommy issues.

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Thatguy
20 March 16:59pm

Your friend is the asshole in the story.

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Hahna
5 February 05:32am

At first Ashton was rude, but yes, the employee was definitely rude with his criticism.

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Bill Addison
27 July 13:52pm

Standing on a staircase is fire hazard? Sounds like your security friend is a bit of a dick who was on a power trip.